South Coast Comedy @ Zona's in San Clememte 9/27 9pm

Come for some laughs, tonight:  South Coast Comedy @ Zona's Italian American Restaurant, 647 Camino De Los Mares #106, San Clemente, CA 92673  949-940-8845
Tickets information:
http://southcoastcomedy.com/reservations/

TONIGHT (9/16) - SANTA MONICA @ 7pm - WESTSIDE COMEDY THEATRE

Jann Karam's "Reclining Nude on LA Cienega" opens tonight!!!

I am sooooo excited; I purchased opening night tickets to see Jann Karam's "Reclining Nude on LA Cienega” which opens tonight at 8:00 PM at the Lillian Theatre! Tickets are available at http://bit.ly/NxjnZV

The Barbara Morrison Performing Arts Center - tonight @ 7:30

Tonight I am guest hosting the 7:30pm clean show portion @ The Barbara Morrison Performing Arts Center.  It's only $5 for both that show and the musical show.  And only $10 for that show, musical show and the raw comedy show that starts at 9:30pm.

Rocco's Tavern, Thursday August 30th @ 10pm

If you live in the Studio City area and could use a couple of laughs, maybe a nice cold beer and pizza AND you can hang out late check out this 10pm free comedy show tonight at Rocco's Tavern.  A lot of strong comedians drop in to perform.  Should be fun.  The start time on flyer should read 10pm.

This Wednesday, August 27th, I will be in Huntington Beach -- FREE SHOW

As the flyer reads, free parking...no cover charge...awesome food and service.  This Wednesday night @ 7:30pm in the Old World.  I will be bringing it, so if you are in the area grab a few friends and join us!!!

Monday, August 27th - FREE LOS ANGELES SHOW

Judy Patterson's 2nd Annual Art Show - SAT, 8/18/12

This Saturday I will be performing at "Judy's Second Annual Art Show" benefit in Playa Del Rey. It should be a fun day!!  If you are looking for something fun to do, consider joining us. I hope all is well in your world.

TOMMY CHUNN AT THE GREEN FROG - 8/15/12

For my peeps in the San Bernardino County, tomorrow I will be performing at the The Green Frog. Dynamic actor and comedian Tommy Chunn from Detroit, Michigan is headlining. Tommy uses his masterful use of word-play, and dead on point impersonations to entertain audiences through out the country.  And no cover so come out!!

Comedy on the Rocks @ Blue Goose Lounge in Hollywood @ 8pm 8/14/12

Comedy on the Rocks @ Blue Goose Lounge has an open mic tonight featuring three booked comedians Marie DelPrete, Rick Izquieta and Eric Hahn.  The show is hosted by Joel Rose and produced by Jessica Koucouthakis.  Show starts at 8pm.

Blue Goose Lounge
5201 W Sunset Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90027
(323) 667-1400

Costa Mesa is on tonight!! 08-13-21

Tonight I am going deep behind the Orange Curtain...Paul Ryan country.  I have two shows in Costa Mesa.  I have a 7:30pm booking @ Anchor Bar @ 7:30pm.  Evan Cassidy runs that room.  Then I have a booking at the opening night at The Harp Inn @ 10pm.  Russ Ells is running that room.  So if ya in the area, come on down!!

Flappers Comedy Club in Burbank - TONIGHT, August 12th @ 9pm

So...what are you doing tonight?  If you live in or near the Burbank area come out to the Flappers Comedy Club main stage at 9pm and check out some funny talent!  Tickets are 2 for 1, $10.

Comedy Store Main Stage Debut - Friday, August 10th

Tonight's the night.  My Comedy Store Main Stage Debut!!!

The Comedy Store's address is 8433 Sunset Boulevard, Los Angeles, 90069.  (mmm, 69)  There are several rooms at the Comedy Store; go to the Main Stage entrance.  Mention my name at door (Keith Michael Ashton, DUH) for the $10 cover.  The Comedy Store doors open at 7:30, show starts at 8 (don't be late) and the show might run to 10:30/11.  You are going to get your money's worth. There are several parking options.  I usually park in covered parking of the Andaz Hotel (8401 Sunset). The inclined parking entrance is just east of the Comedy Store. It's $10. I have been told that there is a $1 per hour open lot just west of the Comedy Store. Thank you for spending your Friday with me. If you can't come out please join us in spirit...good spirit, no heckling.

The Barbara Morrison Performing Arts Center - August 9th

Tonight I will be performing at The Barbara Morrison Performing Arts Center. I am featured in the 9:30pm raw comedy show after the live music.  4305 Degnan Blvd., Suite 101, LA 90008.  Only $5.

This Friday, come to my Comedy Store Main Room debut

It only happens once...the debut :)  This Friday evening, August 10, @ 8pm, the Comedy Store Main Room.  Please join us.  Facebook me or send me an email to get on my guest list discounted $10 cover charge deal.  There is a two drink minimum.  It's gonna be a lot of fun.  A lot of talent is scheduled including Iliza Shlesinger (pictured), winner of NBC's Last Comic Standing and host of the syndicated dating show Excused.

August 6, 2012 - Please put me on the Spot - The Warehouse @ 7:45

Tonight I am performing:

The Warehouse

4499 Admiralty Way

Marina Del Rey, CA 90292

Show starts at 7:45pm

Sunday, August 5th - Ice Ice Baby

I will be performing @ the Ice House Second Stage tonight @ 7:30.  I will also be performing on their main stage @ 9.  Should be a lot of fun.  You should come out for a few laughs!!

Comedy Store Main Room debut - Friday, August 12th, 8PM

On Friday, August 10th, @ 8pm, I have a very special show at the Comedy Store on Sunset Blvd. This will be my first time performing on their main stage and I would truly appreciate if you were in the audience. The impressive lineup of comedians includes the very funny Last Comic Standing winner Iliza Shlesinger and headliner Chris D'Elia from NBC’s Whitney! Get in for only $10 (instead of $16) when you're on my guest list! There is a two drink minimum. It’s on a Friday @ 8pm, so, grab a few friends, do happy hour then come out, have some laughs; let’s celebrate the end of the week together.  You can get on my guest list:  http://www.facebook.com/events/426136834103397/

Laughs On Tap - Monday, July 30th - 9:30pm

Hey, my peeps in Woodland Hills, woof, woof, woof.  On Monday, July 30th, I will be performing at The White Harte English Pub @ 22456 Ventura Blvd, Woodland Hills, 91364, woof, woof, woof.  This show is free so Come On DDD Down.  Oh, and this show is produced by Kaleena Massaker.


One love to my chocolate deluxes, keep your nails done
and your wigs tight, word up
One love to my butter-pecan Ricans for calling me papi
That's for real
One love to caramel sundaes, with the cherries on top
Yeah
And big up to my french vanillas
Parlez vous, francais, mi amor, merci, oui oui, bon bons
and all that good stuff
That good stuff

Ice Cream - Wu Tang

The "Let's Get Serious" Comedy Jam - Friday, July 27th @ 7pm

My peeps in Rancho Cucamonga, where ya at?  I will be performing at Lifepoint Church with some very funny peeps this Friday, July 27th @ 7pm.  Tickets are only $12.  Doors open @ 6pm.  This show is produced by comedian Laniea D. and features Marie DelPrete, Amy Snowden and Evan Cassidy.  Lifepoint Church is located at 8560 Vineyard Avenue, Suite 310, Rancho Cucamonga, CA 91730,   For infor call 909-987-5533.

The Palms Bar TV READY show - Thursday, July 26th @ 9:30pm

For my peeps in the West Hollywood area, Thursday, July 26th, I will be performing at The Palms. This casual bar offers an extremely laid-back atmosphere that allows women from Harley bikers to commuting beach babes to convene in a comfortable and friendly environment. Historically, the bar has made a name for itself by attracting famous drop-ins such as Ellen DeGeneres and Melissa Etheridge. The Palms Bar TV READY show starts @ 9:30.  8572 Santa Monica Blvd (310) 652-1595.

Pritesh Shah & The Indian Valley Girl present Stand-up Comedy - Friday, March 23rd!

Come join us for a fun evening of stand-up comedy with a diverse cast of hilarious and talented comedians! Performers: Pritesh Shah Usha Kiren aka The Indian Valley Girl Matt Geiler Dane Corrigan David Relyea Keith Ashton w/Special guest: Rasika Mathur from MTV's "Wild n'Out" and Steve Carell's "Crazy, Stupid, Love". It's going to be an Amazing night! Show starts at 9:30pm Tickets: $10 at the door Refreshments: $3 beers / $2 sodas & waters The Neon Venus Art Theatre 7023 Melrose Ave. , Hollywood, CA 90036

Guest spot at Ice House Second Stage! - Sunday, March 11th

I will be performing a guest spot tonight at the Ice House Second Stage. I will be performing some new material so you can come out and shake your head in disgust as I fire away!! Show starts at 7:30pm. Comedians include the funny minds of Jonathan Rau, Georja Umano, and Robert Murray. Show is produced by the one and only Dave McNary!

DO IT

I'm a man, I'ma make a new plan
Time for me to just stand up, and travel new land
Time for me to just take matters into my own hands
Once I'm over these tracks man I'ma never look back
Eminem

Don't get impatient when it takes too long

Drink it all even when it tastes too strong

Yeah, I gotta feel alive, even if it kills me

I promise to always give you me, the real me

Drake

The film "Who Stole the Electric Car?" is now "officially" being released!!

Great news as the film "Who Stole the Electric Car?" is now "officially" being released...

I worked on the independent film, "Who Stole the Electric Car?" as the role of Detective Tinson.

Well “Who Stole the Electric Car?” can now be seen on Pay Per View via cable or satellite throughout the U.S. and Canada under the title “Return My Electric Car”. The DVD “Who Stole My Electric Car?” is also available through most major retailers including Amazon, Best Buy, and WalMart.com  The film can be seen streaming via Amazon, BigStar.tv and will soon be available on NetFlix, i-Tunes and other outlets.

"Who Stole The Electric Car" was directed by identical twin brothers James and Robert Dastoli, of Dastoli Digital LLC, and written by Alejandro and Diego Kontarovsky.  Scott DuPont is credited as executive producer.

The Rio Vista Inn in Anaheim tonight @ 8pm!

Don't miss this one........8:00 PM with pre-show entertainment by Mason Chance Robinson (a very strong guitarist/singer of songs you will recognize [not original songs that would put you to sleep].   Comedians include Chris Dunham, Bobby Regan, Christine Little, Justin Wood, Chris Dunham and little ole me!

Me have guest spot @ Ice House Stage 2, 2 nite @ 7:30pm in Pasadena!!!

A great lineup at the Ice House Stage 2 at 7:30 pm, tonight -- Chris Gorbos, Maurice Spears, Arantza Fahmbulleh, Ahamed Weinberg, Tom Young, Cary Tobaben, WS Joseph Hall, Eliana Horeczko, DJ Lubel. Cole Young will MC. And I will be doing a little something, something - I have a guest spot right after the MC opens. If ya in the Pasadena hood.

March 1st, BANANANANANANAS!

Seal Beach - Monday, February 27th

2nite @ Fullerton's Roscoes!!

For my peeps in the Fullerton area; I will be performing at Roscoes this evening. For my brothers and sisters, no, there isn't a new Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles in Fullerton, this Roscoes is a famous deli. I will be doing my "I dropped out of Hebrew school" material. This free show is from 8 - 10pm:

Roscoes
116 West Commonwealth Avenue 
Fullerton, CA 92832
(714) 879-2153

Hennessy's, Dana Point - 9:30pm - free show tonight

For those of you who live in/near Dana Point, tonight, make it a point to check me out:

Hennessy's
34111 La Plaza 
Dana Point, CA 92629
(949) 488-0121

Show starts at 9:30pm; no cover.  Comedians include show's producer Grant Cotter, Frank Leslie Robnett IV, Omid Singh, Cliff Clinton, Robby Slowik and Andrea Casella Kooiman.  So bring so sexy ass to da show and come party with us. 

Shooting Kathy Griffin promo for Bravo!

I just booked a role for a Kathy Griffin promo for Bravo!   Shoots tomorrow.  I am so excited!!!  (It's a lawyer role)

I will be in Huntington Beach on Wed, 2/15/12 - Old World Restaurant

This Wednesday I will be performing @ 
Rico’s Comedy Show – Old World Restaurant – Huntington Beach
7:30-9:30PM, full bar and appetizer menus available.
7561 Center Ave #49,
Huntington Beach, CA 92647
(714) 895-8020

One year anniversary show!!  It's free!  So come on down!

Feb 9th - The Family Room @ 9pm

Tonight I will be @ The Family Room.  Show is scheduled to start @ 9.  This show is produced by Brent Taylor

The Family Room
12705 S Main St
Los Angeles, CA 90061
(323) 246-5280
www.thefamilyroomnightclub.com

It's gonna be bananas at Bananas in Fullerton, Sunday, Jan 29th @ 8:30pm

THURSDAY, JAN 26th @ 10pm - FLAPPERS COMEDY CLUB/CLAREMONT

If you are going to be in the Claremont, CA area or know of some peeps in the area looking for some laughs tonight, please consider coming down to check me out at the Flappers Comedy Club for LAUGH OUT LOUD COMEDY SERIES which starts at 10pm.  Show features show's producer and host Reno Hype, Drake Witham, Jebb Lyons, Tiffany Baker and Ms. Hope Flood.  The cover is $17 plus a 2 drink minimum.

FLAPPERS COMEDY CLUB & RESTAURANT CLAREMONT CLAREMONT- 818-845-9721 (9am-5pm) Box Office 909-542-0133 (After 5pm) 532 W First Street Unit 218 & 219,  Claremont, CA 91711

I will be performing @ Flappers in Burbank (1/25) and Flappers in Claremont (1/26) @ 10pm

I will be performing at Flappers in Burbank this Wednesday, January 25th @ 10pm and at Flappers in Claremont on Thursday, January 26th, also @ 10pm. Very solid line up: Emcee Reno Hype, Alex Thomas, Jebb Lyons, Royal Watkins, Tiffany Baker and Headliner Hope Flood. Tickets are $17 and 2 drink minimum. For more information and to purchase tickets to the one or BOTH....ha, ha yeah, I'm gonna push it, please visit the Flappers Comedy Club website  www.flapperscomedyclub.com. Thank you.

I will be performing at Rembrand's in Placentia, CA. on Tuesday, January 24th @ 9pm

I will be performing at Rembrandt's Lounge on Tuesday, January 24th @ 9pm.  Rembrandt's Lounge is located at 909 East Yorba Linda Blvd., Placentia, CA 92870, (714) 528-6222.  Funny man and show producer Dave Nunez will be hosting.   Great lineup of comedians:  featuring Keith Ashton, Eli Nicolas, Cate Gary, Chris Zapa, Amy Lynn Baxter, Comedian Ricky Rick and more!! Show starts at 9pm...no cover and $1 tacos and 1/2 price drinks!  Join us!!!